You can bring a plastic cup of your own scotch into a liquor store.

You can’t, however, say “no” to a kid.

Multigrain bars suck.

Sometimes it’s more fun to Tweet than it is to speak out loud.

Beer tastes better on holidays.  Especially when the sun is still out.

Lime juice does not get rid of hiccups.

Flipping upside down on your bar stool while simultaneously drinking water does.

Men’s Fitness makes great wrapping paper.

If you’re going to serve red wine at a party, have laundry detergent ready.

Thoughtful gifts are the best.  (Especially when they involve iPhone balls.)